10 Ways Of Knowing You Live In A Desert

  1. There are more bottles of water in the fridge than beers
  2. There is not much difference in temperature between the hot and cold taps
  3. You stop what you are doing to look at a cloud
  4. You own long trousers and closed shoes, but you never wear them
  5. You drive 200km to see a river flowing – the river hasn’t flowed for the past 24 years
  6. A storm brings sand, but no rain
  7. The increase in scorpion and bug sightings indicates rain in the next 2/3 days
  8. You don’t have a thermometer as you are scared to know what the temperature is.
  9. Your washing is dry before you get it to the wash line
  10. A cold shower is not a bad thing
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